Thursday, March 27, 2008

Death By Bryophyte

I am trying to write the chapter on moss for my second book. Note I said "trying." Ugh. What is so difficult about moss? I like moss. If I could plan my ideal garden, it would be a copse of shade trees with an undergrowth of ferns and mosses. Ahhh, bliss! So, why is it so hard to write about it?

I have written the introductory paragraph at least a dozen times. Wanna guess how many times I've erased it? I'll give you one guess.

Sigh. I give up. Here's my new moss chapter... in toto:

"This is moss:




The end."


So, what do you think? Think the publisher will go for it?

No. Me neither.

Sigh.
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4 comments:

  1. *~Tamara~*3/28/2008 10:03 AM

    I think it has promise! *grin*

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  2. Heather in WI3/28/2008 10:13 AM

    ROTFLOL!!! Although, the pictures are very nice.

    Holy cow girl. You rock at scramble!!!

    ~Heather

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  3. Anonymous3/30/2008 9:13 AM

    Hey .. that opening paragraph works for me :)

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  4. Brittney4/04/2008 4:07 PM

    I like it! Very short and to the point!
    I give it 2 thumbs up!

    Brittney

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