Friday, June 09, 2006

Just One Of Those Things I Never Imagined Saying

or have accepted as not that out of the ordinary.

Terzo: What's that out on the porch?

Tutor: That is what was left of your birthday cake that Frodo thought I threw out and I thought he threw out and that got left in the oven covered with plastic wrap so that when I tried to pre-heat the oven just now it caused toxic fumes from roasting ants and melting plastic wrap to rise out of the oven and form this big smelly cloud that is now in the kitchen, and I didn't have anywhere else to put it while I air out the kitchen and try to get these enchiladas in the oven before Frodo gets home. That's what.

Terzo: Oh, that.

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