Ahoy, Mateys! It's Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Let me introduce ya t' the crew of the Hades' Deceit:
(Landlubber names are first, in case yer feelin' a bit shaky from the ale. Arrrrr!)
Frodo: "Fancypants" Sid Dawkins
Tutor: Dancin' Agnes Cooke
Primo: Jelly Legs Lindsey
Secondo: Rough-Sailin' Jasmine
Terzo: Epileptic Bobby Barbossa
And our venerable captain:
Quarto: Cap't Quincy Cannonbait
Still usin' yer sissy landlubber name, are ya? Then get yer sea legs over here t' get yer pirate name.
Forgot the name of yer ship? Happens t' the best of pirates! Cap't Cannonbait never leaves without his trusty sextant! Arrr! Ya got me off on a tale, and I lost me point... Ah! Ships! That's right! If'n ya need t' find yer ship, go here.
Need t' brush up on yer pirate lingo? There's classes here.
I need t' be shovin' off. Big day here on the Hades' Deceit... we got diet soda and mentos t' be settin' off.